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WELCOME! YOU HAVE FOUND THE WEBSITE OF THE ONE, THE ONLY,
THE INIMITABLE MR. C FROM HEAVEN. SINCE MY MORTAL DEATH IN 1995, I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE FOIBLES OF HUMAN BEINGS FROM MY VANTAGE POINT, IN HEAVEN, NEAR THE ALMIGHTY. IN FACT, IT WAS AT MY TEN-YEAR ANNIVERSARY LUNCH WITH ST. PETER, ABRAHAM, BUDDHA, THE APOSTLES, AND A FEW OTHER ASSORTED DEITIES, THAT THE BIG GUY SUGGESTED THAT I MAKE MYSELF AVAILABLE BACK ON EARTH TO SHARE THIS REPORTER'S OBSERVATIONS, IN THE HOPE THAT THE HUMANS WHO WATCH AND PARTICIPATE IN SPORTS WILL LEARN SOMETHING FROM ME, AND PERHAPS EVEN IMPROVE. DESPITE THE TIME THAT THIS WILL TAKE FROM MY BELOVED EMMY, WHO ARRIVED HERE FIVE YEARS BEFORE I DID IN ORDER TO SET UP THE HOUSE, I CONCURRED. EVEN I...CANNOT SAY NO TO THE BIG MAN.
AS PART OF MY SACRED MISSION, I HAVE SET UP THIS WEBSITE. YOU KNOW THE DRILL. THERE ARE THE TABS DOWN THE SIDE OF THE PAGE TO GIVE YOU A SMALL SAMPLE OF WHERE I HAVE BEEN, SEE WHERE I AM GOING, SEE WHO I HAVE HELPED, AND, MOST IMPORTANTLY, ARRANGE FOR ME TO BESTOW MY CELESTIAL WISDOM ON YOU AND YOURS.
KEEP IN MIND, HOWEVER, THAT DIVINE INTERVENTION IS NOT FREE.
TELL IT LIKE IT IS,
MR. C "HOWARD COSELL FROM HEAVEN"
BOOK HOWARD NOW FOR YOUR EVENT! 510-459-9118 OR mrcinheaven@yahoo.com